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curseboxes:

ymir would trash armin’s crocs in front of krista and krista’s like ‘I think they look nice’ later that day ymir turns up with the ugliest pair of crocs ever on and is like HEY KRISTA WHAT’S UP BABE


shingeki-no-aus:

yumikuri modern day au where they’re messing about on snapchat and things keep escalating until Ymir rips her shirt off in the middle of the grocery store to take some pics of her abs. The next few pictures are blurry images of the security trying to throw her out. Christa takes a picture of herself looking dramatically surprised, then another of her laughing at Ymir’s predicament. Needless to say, she had to go out later to go and get the shopping done since Ymir was permanently banned from the supermarket.


beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm


it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds.


an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via frantzfandom)

strawberrypantsu:

i CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE fUCK

strawberrypantsu:

i CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE fUCK


nevver:

Hitchcock’s “The Peeps”

nevver:

Hitchcock’s “The Peeps


stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

what if levi doesn’t spin on purpose what if he’s just a big fucking spazz who can’t hold shit properly 

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humanity’s swiftest trainwreck

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The man who will lead us to victory, ladies and gentlemen.

The adventures of a completely able man in his early 30’s.

you guy can totally add to this if you want


unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 


Landslide
Fleetwood Mac

funkyfine:

well i’ve been afraid of changing

 


catsbeweird:

Kill the spare.

catsbeweird:

Kill the spare.